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Former Leftist Talk Show Host, Child Pornographer Headed to Slammer!
Friday, May 09, 2008
By John Lillpop
Bernie Ward, once known as the "Lion of the Left" for his insane blathering as a leftist talk show host in San Francisco, will roar no more, at least not among civil folk.
That is so because on Thursday, May 8, Ward admitted to distribution of child pornography in a plea deal that will send him to federal prison for at least five years.
San Francisco Chronicle Bernie Ward admits to child porn in plea deal
At age 57, Ward will seemingly have few options available to him when he is released five years hence.
Those options include hosting a talk show for ex-felons, practicing pedophiles and child pornographers, as well as felons still incarcerated. Bernie could share his experience, strength, and hope as one who lived through five years of prison and is rehabilitated.
Ward could call it "Cell Talk," and it would surely be a huge success in the nutty bay area.
As a convicted child pornographer, Ward would also be highly qualified to serve as a Roman Catholic priest. After all, he once served in that capacity, and the church is finding it most difficult to find priests these days!
In fact, recruiting standards within the Catholic Church are so low these days that even Bernie Ward might be able to wrestle a priest's collar and confessional booth from the church hierarchy in San Francisco.
Father Ward, "Lion of the Perverts!" has a nice ring to it, does it not!
Ward might even consider a political career in good old liberal San Francisco! He is brighter and more liberal than Speaker Pelosi, and the Democrats are always interested in showing off their obsession with diversity, right?
How about Rep. Bernie Ward (D-8th District of San Francisco), ex-talk show host, ex-Catholic priest, morbidly obese, and convicted child pornographer?
With his background and personal defects, Bernie Ward could become the perfect example of diversity at work in the Democrat party!
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered normal!
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