Blessing Conservatives Can Give Thanks for at Thanksgiving
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
By John W. Lillpop
Although America is under siege and occupied by liberal fascists, conservatives still have much to be thankful for this holiday.
Among the blessings for which right-wing extremists should give thanks:
* Barack Obama’s plummeting approval numbers, indicative of America’s spiritual awakening and intellectual recovery
* Exposure of global warming as yet another monstrous liberal fraud
* Joe Liebermann + the filibuster rule
* Mid-term elections less than a year away + Republican prospects for rescuing America from Marxist extremists
* The rising star of Glenn Beck and banishment of Van Jones
* Tea parties and disruptive town hall meetings
* Election results from New Jersey and Virginia
* William Jefferson and Charlie Rangel are Nancy Pelosi Democrats
* Prospects for booting Chris Dodd, Harry Reid, Roland Burris, and Arlene Specter out of the US Senate in 2010
* Delivery of justice to Beltway sniper John Allen Muhammad
* Voter recognition of the fact that CHANGE does not always mean better
* Janet Napolitano has no twin and is incapable of reproducing
There you go: Just by opening one's mind to the presence of positive Karma, there is plenty to be thankful for.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
John W. Lillpop is a recovering liberal, “clean and sober” since 1992 when last he voted
for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area,
where people like Nancy Pelosi are actually considered
normal!
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